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A special world for you and me
A special bond one cannot see
It wraps us up in its cocoon
And holds us fiercely in its womb.
Its fingers spread like fine spun gold
Gently nestling us to the fold
Like silken thread it holds us fast
Bonds like this are meant to last.
And though at times a thread may break
A new one forms in its wake
To bind us closer and keep us strong
In a special world, where we belong.
- Sheelagh Lennon -
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The Colonoscopy
All the organs of the body were having a meeting,trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothingwould happen."
"I should be in charge," said the blood , "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd allwaste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach , "because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs , "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum , "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum andinsulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache,the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually in charge!
to simply cast away the precision
is an ensnarement
only survive for one week. If you wish to have a long life and stay healthy,
please take note of the advice below...
*DON'T SLEEP WITH WATCH *
Watches can emit a certain level of radioactivity. Though small, but if
you wear your watch to bed for a long time, it might have adverse effects
on your health.
*DON'T SLEEP WITH BRA/UNDERWARE*
Scientists in America have discovered those that wear bras for more than
12hours have a higher risk of getting breast cancer. Well the same goes
down there for guys..... imagine having a prostectic part. So go to bed
without it.
*DON'T SLEEP WITH PHONE*
Though some of us will use phone as alarm clocks, try to put the phone far
as possible. Scientists have proved that electrical items including mobile
phone and television sets emit magnetic waves that increase danger of
getting cancer...
*DON'T SLEEP WITH MAKE UP*
People who sleep with make up might have skin problems in the long run.
Sleeping with make up will cause the skin to have difficulty in breathing and
problem in perspiring. You will also need a much longer time to go into deep
sleep.
*DON'T SLEEP WITH OTHERS' WIFE OR HUSBAND*
You may never wake up again.
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A friend of mine recently had a growth in her womb and she underwent an operation to remove the cyst. The cyst removed was filled with a dark colored blood. She thought that she would be recovered after the surgery but she was terribly wrong.
A relapse occurred just a few months later. Distressed, she rushed down to her gynecologist for a consultation.
During her consultation, her doctor asked her a question that puzzled her. He ask if she was a frequent consumer of chicken wings and she replied yes wondering as to how, he knew of her eating habits.
You see, the truth is in this modern day and age; chickens are injected with steroids to accelerate their growth so that the needs of this society can be met. This need is none other than the need for food.
Chickens that are injected with steroids are usually given the shot at the neck or the wings. Therefore, it is in these places that the highest concentration of steroids exist. These steroids have terrifying effects on the body as it accelerates growth.
It has an even more dangerous effect in the presence of female hormones, this leads to women being more prone to the growth of a cyst in the womb. Therefore,I advise the people out there to watch their diets and to lower their frequency of consuming chicken wings!
Please forward it to your friends and loved ones. I am sure no one wants to see him or her suffer!
Do Good, Think Good!
If I could have just one wish,
I would wish to wake up everyday
to the sound of your breath on my neck,
the warmth of your lips on my cheek,
the touch of your fingers on my skin,
and the feel of your heart beating with mine...
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
with anyone other than you.
- Courtney Kuchta -