Fantasy world

* Abraham Lincoln's Mom
"Again with the stovepipe hat, Abe? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?"

* Barney's Mom
"I realize strained plums are your favorite, Barney, but you're starting to look a little purple!"

* Mary's Mom:
"I'm not upset the you lamb followed you to school, Mary, but I would like to know how he got a better grade than you!"

* Batman's Mom:
"It's a nice car, Bruce, but do you realize how much the insurance will be!"

* Goldilock's Mom:
"I've got a bill here for a busted chair from the bear family. You know anything about this Goldie?"

* Little Miss Muffet's Mom:
"Well, all I've got to say is if you don't get of your tuffet and start cleaning your room, there'll be a lot more spiders around here!"

* Albert Einstein's Mom:
"But, Albert, it's your senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something....?"

* George Washington's Mom:
"The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!"

* Jonah's Mom:
"That's a nice story, but now tell me where you've really been for the past 3 days!"

* Superman's Mom:
"Clark, your father and I have discussed it, and we've decided you can have your own telephone line. Now will you quit spending so much time in all those phone booths!"

* Thomas Edison's Mom:
"Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb, dear. Now turn off that light and get to bed!"

Quotes By Famous Women

* "A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car." -Carrie Snow

* "Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends." -Laurie Kuslansky

* "My second favorite household chore is ironing. The first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint." -Erma Bombeck

* "A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't." -Rhonda Handsome

* "Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows." -Jennifer Unlimited

* "Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult." -Charlotte Whitton

* "Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart." -Caryn Leschen

* "I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once." -Jennifer Unlimited

* "When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow!" -Kathy Buckley

* "If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them." -Sue Grafton

* "When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country." -Elayne Boosler

* "Behind every successful man is a surprised woman." -Maryon Pearson

* "In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man- if you want anything done, ask a woman." -Margaret Thatcher

* "I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career." -Gloria Steinem

* "I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house." -Zsa Zsa Gabor

* "Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission." -Eleanor Roosevelt