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The Stages Of Motherhood

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Here is a light hearted presentation of what we all think about our moms, at different points of our lives. Don't get surprised because we all have the same tendency towards our mothers!

4 Years Of Age - My Mommy can do anything;
8 Years Of Age - My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot
12 Years Of Age -My Mother doesn't really know quite everything.
14 Years Of Age -Naturally, Mother doesn't know that, either
16 Years Of Age -Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned
18 Years Of Age -That old woman? She's way out of date
25 Years Of Age -Well, she might know a little bit about it
35 Years Of Age -Before we decide, let's get Mom's opinion
45 Years Of Age -Wonder what Mom would have thought about it
65 Years Of Age -Wish, I could talk it over with Mom

You're Really A Mom When...

* You count the number of sprinkles on each kid's cupcake to make sure they are equal.

* You want to take out a contract on the kid who broke your child's favorite toy and made him/her cry.

* You have time to shave only one leg at a time.

* You hide in the bathroom to be alone.

* Your child throws up and you catch it.

* Someone else's kid throws up at a party and you keep eating.

* You consider finger paint to be a controlled substance.

* You mastered the art of placing food on a plate without anything touching.

* Your child insists that you read "Once upon a Potty" out loud in the lobby of the doctor's office and you do it.

* You hire a baby sitter because you haven't been out with your husband in ages, then you spend half the night talking about and checking on the kids.

* You hope ketchup is a vegetable because it's the only one your child eats.

* You find yourself cutting your husband's sandwiches into unusual shapes.

* You fast-forward through the scene when the hunter shoots Bambi's mother.

* You obsess when your child clings to you upon parting during his first month at school, then you obsess when he skips in without looking back.

* You can't bear to give away baby clothes--it's so final.

* You hear your mother's voice coming out of your mouth when you say, "Not in your good clothes."

* You stop criticizing the way your mother raised you.

* You read that the average-five-year old asks 437 questions a day and feel proud that your kid is "above average."

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ေတးဆို-(ေလးျဖဴ၊ မ်ဳိးႀကီး၊ ဟယ္ရီလင္း၊ ဆုန္သင္းပါရ္ႏွင့္ အျခားအဆိုေတာ္ေပါင္းမ်ားစြာ) ျပဇာတ္တပုဒ္လို ခဏအခ်ိန္ေလးအတြင္းမွာ ငါတို႔ရဲ႕ဘ၀ေတြ အဆံုးတိုင္ ေပ်ာက္ကြယ္ၿပီလား ႀကိဳးစားၿပီး အိုေဆာက္တည္ခဲ့သမွ်ဟာ အခုေတာ့ နံေဘးမွာ ဖိတ္စဥ္ေႂကြက် ေရျပင္ႀကီးရဲ႕ ရက္စက္မႈမွာ အရာရာ အသစ္က စရမလား ပိုင္ဆိုင္ခဲ့သမွ် ငါတို႔ ဘ၀ဟာ မၿမဲျခင္းတရားတဲ့လား ဆံုး႐ံႈးခဲ့ၿပီ လူ႔အသက္ေပါင္းမ်ားစြာ မိသားစုမ်ားစြာ ႀကိတ္ခါ႐ိႈက္ငိုသံမ်ား ႏွလံုးသားထဲမွာ ပြင့္ေ၀ဆဲေမတၱာ ေပးအပ္ဖို႔ရာ လက္ခံမယ့္သူ႐ွိမလား အၾကင္သူမိဘ သားသမီးမ်ားစြာ ျပန္ဆံုဆည္းခြင့္ ရႏိုင္ပါ့မလား အႏၲရာယ္ေရျပင္က်ယ္ႀကီးထဲမွာ အခ်စ္နဲ႔ဘ၀ေတြ အဆံုးတိုင္ပ်က္စီးသြား (ဆုန္သင္းပါရ္) ျပန္လည္အစားထိုးရႏိုင္မလား ေပ်ာ္႐ႊင္စရာမိသားစု ကမၻာေလးမ်ားစြာ (ဟယ္ရီလင္း) ဆံုး႐ံႈးေပ်ာက္ကြယ္ခ်ိန္မွာ ႏွစ္သိမ့္မႈကို ငါတို႔ေပးႏိုင္မလား စာနာမႈနဲ႔ ေဖးကူမလား ဒီေျမေပၚ အတူႀကီးျပင္း တို႔ေသြးရင္းပါ လက္တြဲအခုအခ်ိန္မွာ လက္ကမ္းလို႔ ကူပါ အၾကင္နာေတြနဲ႔ ေဖးကူပါ အေမေပ်ာက္လို႔လိုက္႐ွာ ကေလးငယ္ေပါင္းမ်ားစြာ ငိုေႂကြးလို႔ဟစ္ေအာ္ မိခင္ၾကားႏိုင္ပါ့မလား အေျပးအလႊားလိုက္႐ွာ အေဖ့ကိုလည္း မေတြ႔ပါ ေထြးပိုက္ဖို႔ရာ ဖခင္ေကာ ျပန္လာမလား အၾကင္သူမိဘ သားသမီးမ်ားစြာ ျပန္ဆံုဆည္းခြင့္ ရႏိုင္ပါ့မလား မာယာအျပည့္နဲ႔ မုန္တိုင္းေအာက္မွာ တြဲလက္ျဖဳတ္ကာ အေ၀းဆံုးေ၀းခဲ့ရ ငါ့ရဲ႕ႏႈတ္ခမ္းေတြ ရမ္းေရာင္ေျခာက္ကပ္လာ အသက္ဆက္ခြင့္ကို ရႏိုင္ပါ့မလား အသက္ေပ်ာက္ခဲ့ၿပီ ငွက္ငယ္ေလးမ်ားမွာ ႐ုပ္၀တၳဳေတြ ေမ်ာပါျမစ္ျပင္အႏွံ႔အျပား ေရျပင္ႀကီးရဲ႕ ရက္စက္မႈမွာ အရာရာအသစ္က စႏိုင္မလား.. သန္းေခါင္ယံညရဲ႕ ဆုေတာင္းမ်ားစြာ ျပည့္၀ခြင့္ဟာ အားလံုးရဲ႕ အေျဖလား (အူး.. အားလံုးရဲ႕အေျဖလား) ျပန္လည္အစားထိုးရႏိုင္မလား ေပ်ာ္႐ႊင္စရာမိသားစု ကမၻာေလးမ်ားစြာ ဆံုး႐ံႈးေပ်ာက္ကြယ္ခ်ိန္မွာ ႏွစ္သိမ့္မႈကို ငါတို႔ေပးႏိုင္မလား စာနာမႈနဲ႔ ေဖးကူမလား ဒီေျမေပၚ အတူႀကီးျပင္း တို႔ေသြးရင္းပါ လက္တြဲအခုအခ်ိန္မွာ လက္ကမ္းလို႔ ကူပါ အၾကင္နာေတြနဲ႔ ေဖးကူပါ (ေလးျဖဴ) ဆံုး႐ံႈးခဲ့တဲ့ တို႔ဘ၀ေတြ အတူျပန္လည္တည္ေဆာက္ၾကမယ္ အေႏြးေထြးဆံုးဒီအခ်စ္မ်ားနဲ႔ အူး.. (မ်ိဳးႀကီး) ရင္ဆိုင္ၾကဖို႔ လက္ေတြ အတူ.. တြဲထား အိုး ဘ၀ေတြ တေခါက္ျပန္လွေစဖို႔ အတူတူျဖစ္ေစရမယ္ တို႔ရဲ႕လက္မ်ားနဲ႔ (လက္မ်ားနဲ႔) မင္း.. အခ်စ္နဲ႔လက္မ်ား ေပးလိုက္ေပါ့ ဘ၀မ်ားစြာ ႐ွင္သန္ဖို႔ အခြင့္ေတြဟာ ကူညီသူကို ေစာင့္စား အခ်စ္.. ကမ္းမယ့္လက္မ်ား ၀မ္းနည္းမႈ အိမ္ထဲ ေၾကကြဲ ေရထဲ (အူး... အခ်စ္နဲ႔ဘ၀ေတြ နာၾကင္ျခင္း) မင္း.. အခ်စ္နဲ႔လက္မ်ား ေပးလိုက္ေပါ့ ဘ၀မ်ားစြာ ႐ွင္သန္ဖို႔ အခြင့္ေတြဟာ ကူညီသူကို ေစာင့္စား အခ်စ္.. ကမ္းမယ့္ (တို႔လက္မ်ား) လက္မ်ား ၀မ္းနည္းမႈ အိမ္ထဲ ေၾကကြဲ ေရထဲ နာၾကင္အေဖာ္မဲ့ ဘ၀ေတြ

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